Laurie and I want to wish all the mothers out there a Happy Mother's Day! If it were up to us, mothers would be celebrated each and every day, and not just on one designated calendar date. In honor of you, we've collected some mother's day wit and wisdom. We hope it makes you smile, on the inside and on the outside. --Laura Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~Phyllis Diller
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? ~Milton Berle
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ~John J. Plomp
Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel Kauffman
Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. ~Charles R. Swindoll, The Strong Family
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. ~Oprah Winfrey
A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown
All mothers are working mothers. ~Author Unknown
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan
MOTHERS Real Mothers don't eat quiche; They don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils Are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, Filthy ovens and happy kids.
Real Mothers know that dried play dough Doesn't come out of carpets.
Real Mothers don't want to know what The vacuum just sucked up....
Real Mothers know that a child's growth Is not measured by height or years or grade... It is marked by the progression of Mommy to Mom to Mother........
The Images of Mother 4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn’t know everything! 14 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother? She wouldn’t have a clue. 16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's so five minutes ago. 18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date! 25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it! 35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. 45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? 65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mom...